After being laid low for awhile by a brain surgery (!) back in October, Whitman McGowan is going onstage again Saturday January 18th in the Ask Dr. Hal! show at The Dark Room Theatre. He’s slated to do a cameo, reciting a wry reflection entitled “Father Earth,” trying out a cool new custom instrumental accompaniment by Hollywood composer and longtime collaborator William Ashford. Showtime is 10pm @ 2263 Mission Street (bet. 18th & 19th) San Francisco, CA, 94110, more info @ email@example.com. This extravaganza also involves singer Christine Uomini, a science segment featuring Dr. Pete Goldie, cartoons, movies and other visuals and sounds by kRob and Sherilyn Connelly, not to mention poet Rusty Rebar along with the preternatural fortune telling and all seeing mental might of Dr. Hal, all hosted by Radio Valencia’s Dr. Fiasco, and the inimitable experience is yours for an admission fee of only $5.
SEPTEMBER 14th IN SAN FRANCISCO there will be another Ask Dr. Hal! at The Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission St. (between 19th and 20th streets) at 10 PM. And as before in this run, the admission will be FREE.
Featured will be poet- performer Whitman McGowan and Girl Friday Spy Emerson. In addition we have the ineffable talents of KrOB in our service, the snark of Sherilyn Connelly, the scientific authority of Pete Goldie, and the question-answering facility of headliner Dr. Howland Owll. We will be hosted by the mordant John Hell of RadioValencia.FM fame, unless he can’t make it (The poor chap’s getting married a week afterward.), in which case jocund Jim Fourniadis will once again ably handle the hosting, as he did for an enthusiastic audience in July.
A LINE-UP THAT WON’T LIE DOWN
Friends, we have a great show planned. Opening at The Dark Room for Ask Dr. Hal!’s next iteration on Saturday, September 14th, 2013, will be Bitter Water, a band featuring singer Kelek Stevenson and musical partner Dave Evans. Kelek, known as a spectacular dancer from the Extra Action Marching Band, and who has also delighted many eyes with her numerous public performances, will present her lyrical side as she joins Ask Dr. Hal! to start off September’s show. Come on time to see and hear Bitter Water, an act seen only once before in the long, tatterdemalion history of Ask Dr. Hal!!
MONSTER MOVIE MOMENTS, BARDIC RECITATIONS, KARTOON KUT-UPS,FERNET SHOTS, 2-MINUTE DANCE PARTY Not to mention (so we won’t) Surprise Mystery Guests. Sometimes they surprise us more than they do anyone else…
All the features for which our show is renowned will be present, oiled, cleaned and ready to rumble. All, that is, except the simulcast on Radio Valencia.FM.That, unfortunately, we can’t do, since the show will be on a Saturday rather than a Friday at the same time the radio show usually broadcasts. [Listen to the Ask Dr. Hal! Show Live on Radio each Friday night from 10:00 PM to 1:00 AM the next day.]
And so, if Dr. Hal hasn’t perished on the “Playa” in the 110-degree heat and alkaline-poisoned sandstorms of Burning Man, and if he returns whole in body and spirit, you can absolutely depend on there being another show September 14th, remember. A Saturday night. Start thinking of your questions. Mark your calendar!
Whitman McGowan will be performing the work of Whitman McGowan as Whitman McGowan. If you go to the ADHshow website you may also see more of Hal’s pr material refer to Whitman McGowan as an “action poet.” In this show his action will consist of walking on stage, speaking, then hurling himself into the frenzied rubbing of the booty shaking crowd, if that’s what the occasion warrents. On the other hand if there are warrants out for his arrest he might have to make use of the stage door of the Dark Room Theater and exeunt stage right at a regular pace, neither running nor skulking, nothing to arouse suspicion, heading en las bas, sur le droit! — W. McG. and T. B.
An Equinoctial Appearance and Exemplary Apothegm (see below)!
5-11pm Saturday, September 21, 2013
DRAGON’S BREATH THEATRE
44800 Fish Rock Road, Gualala, Ca 95445
“Anchor Bay Home Companion – a variety show for adults”
$20 admission – Please bring your own picnic dinner and blanket!
For more info contact Fred Mitour at firstname.lastname@example.org or 707-884-3138
Whitman McGowan will be accompanied by Margery Snyder on flute and Swami Saskatchewan on bird calls as part of a huge bill of musicians, comedians, dancers, poets and circus artists hosted by fantastic and fetching emcee Blake More at Dragon’s Breath Theater, the incredible home baked variety show that takes place annually on the autumnal equinox in a natural amphitheater in the Mendocino woods. See links page elsewhere in this blog for video of a previous DBT performance by Trungpa Bumbleché and other shows recorded by Puzzling Evidence!
Our friend (and international brand guardian) Stanley Moss has quoted an apothegm by Trungpa Bumbleché in his book What Is A Brand?, available via Amazon at the following url: http://www.amazon.com/What-Is-A-Brand-Moss/dp/1482500353
Check out Stanley’s illuminating writing and amazing collection of quotes on this subject which is so close to the heart of capitalism. This is the first time Trungpa Bumbleché has ever appeared in print!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Persons of indeterminate age and/or gender,
As part of the manic meandering psychedelic shenanigans of The Ask. Dr. Hal Show at The Dark Room Theatre (2263 Mission Street in SF) on Friday May 24 at 10pm, I’ll be showcasing another piece from either my Salon des Refusés cd project or my Uncommon Knowledge book project, or both. Doors open at 9:45, so get there early. Our last show there was completely packed.
In addition to me and Dr. Howlin’ Owll, of the Church of the Subgenius, the show features emcee John Hell, veejay KrOB, “Violations” by Sherilyn Connelly, a science segment by Pete Goldie, and a whole lot of other neat stuff, and you can’t beat the price of admission, it’s FREE!
Friday May 3 from 10pm to 1 am, you are invited to attend the live Ask Dr. Hal radio show at Radio Valencia, 2390 Mission, Suite 302, San Francisco or listen in to the broadcast on 87.9 FM or http://radiovalencia.fm/. The phone line is (415) 962-7979.
This is a benefit for the weekly Ask Dr. Hal show on Radio Valencia. I will be a featured performer, and I plan on debuting a sharp new jazz soundtrack created by Hollywood film and tv composer/arranger William Ashford to accompany my rather droll Father Earth piece. Help me celebrate the last echoes of Earth Day fortnight and help keep Dr. Hal on the air!.
I want everybody to know I am not just hanging out with some villains on a golf course! I am also making major strides in organizing my next book project, the manuscript of Do You Follow Me?: Fragments of The Jura Lama as interpreted by Trungpa Bumbleché, a monumental work of few words.
Perhaps this will explain what the next project in the pipeline is all about…
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At the same time work proceeds apace on the studio album Salon des Refuseés and on the Bruce Litz illustrated book of my best showpieces, titled Uncommon Knowledge, coming out via Zeitgeist Press.
It’s also time to show my face in public again so I’m doing a bit in the next Ask Dr. Hal show 10pm Saturday April 20 at The Dark Room Theatre, 2263 Mission Street, between 18th and 19th, San Francisco, CA 94110. Call 415-401-7987 for info.
Also in SF I am looking into booking my own variety show at The Beat Museum.
Here are a few intermediate sketches by Bruce Litz for Uncommon Knowledge, the illustrated book of Whitman McGowan performance texts. There are a couple of dozen sketches Bruce is working from, all of which will eventually be rendered in scratchboard.
New Mexico, Alien Nation
Once the “Land Of Enchantment” was home to the Anasazi, which means either “the ancient ones,” or “the others,” or “the assholes who we are not,” depending on who you talk to. In the mid 20th century Wilhelm Reich researched flying saucers charging around the Southwest on orgone energy funneling through there. Strange place. You got your Stone Age culture/Space Age culture, cowboy and Indian culture, trucker and biker culture, culture culture (mostly up north), and the ultimate counter culture in mid state in some die hard Socorran separatists. Were their genius alien lawyers able to discover Socorro County was accidentally ignored in the succession of land grants between Spain, Mexico, and the U.S., when in 1953 they declared Socorro a sovereign nation, set up a border, printed their own money? This really happened. New Mexico…Alien Nation!
The Socorrans weren’t even very far out compared to the University of New Mexico DMT experimental subjects who recently communicated with super powerful beings of another dimension in the first USA research in 20 years into mind expanding drugs, experiencing telepathic and transdimensional states akin to Indian trance visions. USA tax dollars could be allowing those folks to talk to aliens, and that could be a very good thing. If we eat more magic mushrooms, will we see no more mushroom clouds?
Highway signs warning “Don’t pick up hitchhikers – Prison Nearby” might be there because aliens roam that wasteland? There’ve always been some strange ones running around -Plains Indians raiders, Elvar Nunez Cabeza De Vaca’s conquistadors, Billy The Kid, Geronimo, the U.S. Cavalry (The Long Knives), and now, the Milky Way Gang? Cattle mutilations, bubonic plague, tb, “Navajo flu (the Hanta virus)”: government plots, or aliens experimenting?
Just like the Socorro close encounter, where people saw E.T.’s walking outside their saucer around the corner from the coffee shop, just like Roswell it has to be covered up even if it isn’t true those little green men taught you how to do the bop. The Tourist Center people into cigar store Indians. “Out near Radium Springs? People don’t go there no more. We kinda don’t like to beat the tomtom about them Radium Springs, if you know what I mean.” Was I talking to a real person, or had they taken him over?
New Mexico has a lack of most natural disasters: earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, fires. But there is The Lightning Field near Pie Town for you ozone deficient thrill seekers and Albuquerque’s Atomic Museum, which tells very well the story of what happens when atoms go bad. And there exist in New Mexico strong spiritual forces you don’t usually see: the sacred healing earth of Chimayo, Indian and Hispanic medicine men and witches being said to turn into animals or fireballs bouncing off adobe walls and rooftops, and heathen-Christian combo pueblo elders. Singing cacti and talking coyotes and crucifixes, The Manhattan Project and alien astronauts, they all come with the territory.
Big black areas of scorched White Sands real estate mark where test missiles launched from Idaho hit, or where Star Wars laser shots sizzled the sagebrush. If your car fails you out there and you don’t have a cellular, you walk to Star Wars Deli and call Atomic Towing. Dust devils and hail pecked at our off road vehicle outside a bar near the beginning of El Jornada Del Muerto at Las Cruces.
I watched 4 German rocket scientists all order the same dinner and drinks, and I, too, was drinking huge bright blue frozen daiquiris. Jawohl, those 4 king-size “Tijuana Tidy Bowls” sure as shit could’ve wiped out either the taste of cattle mutilations carried out with surgical precision by U.S. govmint employees researching downwind effects of unconventional weapons delivery systems or bad memories of liposuction robot tests for the first probe of another inhabited planet, a pretty stupid operation if they’re here already.
Maybe that’s why there are places named Lemitar, Beklabito, Gabaldon, Sunspot: intergalactic barrios! Si, maybe it wasn’t a Martian who named that town Sunspot, okay. But what about Sena, Rencona, Leyba, Jal, Nageezi, Mogollon, Naschitti? What language is that? So maybe Bo don’t know Navajo ‘cause it ain’t from around here. Somebody should check that out.
Young Mr. Jones in the Woodrose hippie cafe
exclaims to his fellow Christians
“There’s nothing better than good corned beef.”
Well, I can think of one or two things, I thought
beginning with a starry night in Big Sur
after we’d all smoked a bowl of Humboldt
& she & I were 69’ng in a Buick back seat
while our white line feverish driver
got a blow job in front from his wife
& a UFO followed us down the Coast Highway.
The car swerved a little when we all came together.
Surviving that was better than corned beef
you poor, simple, misled bastard.
Back Cover of Uncommon Knowledge
selected texts for spoken word performance
by Whitman McGowan
Illustrated by Bruce Litz
Due Out in late ’13
from Zeitgeist Press